May 2013
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
fuck-yeah-ed-sheeran:
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
did someone say
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i-would-walk-500-kyles:
vriksaserket:
vriksaserket:
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
Doing this !
timelordvortex:
canderemy:
excuse you
April 2013
shitsponge:
thefeltonfreak:
realityisahumaninvention:
unclefather:
nottoointeresting:
thelaughingmango:
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an...
Guys
I’ve been on a few dates and he’s sweet and all but things are moving pretty fast.
I mean. By the second date I had his wifi password.
Is that love.
Help.
